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Old 04-16-2012, 07:04 AM
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A reply from CEO of J.P. Morgan to a pretty girl seeking a rich husband

A young and pretty lady posted this on a popular forum:

Title: What should I do to marry a rich guy?


To: The Forum

I'm going to be honest of what I'm going to say here.

I'm 25 this year. I'm very pretty, have style and good taste. I wish to marry a guy with $500k annual salary or above.

You might say that I'm greedy, but an annual salary of $1M is considered only as middle class in New York.

My requirement is not high. Is there anyone in this forum who has an income of $500k annual salary? Are you all married?

I wanted to ask: what should I do to marry rich persons like you?

Among those I've dated, the richest is $250k annual income, and it seems that this is my upper limit.

If someone is going to move into high cost residential area on the west of New York City Garden(?), $250k annual income is not enough.

I'm here humbly to ask a few questions:
1) Where do most rich bachelors hang out? (Please list down the names and addresses of bars, restaurant, gym)
2) Which age group should I target?
3) Why most wives of the riches are only average-looking? I've met a few girls who don't have looks and are not interesting, but they are able to marry rich guys.

4) How do you decide who can be your wife, and who can only be your girlfriend? (my target now is to get married)

Ms. Pretty
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A philosophical reply from CEO of J.P. Morgan:

Dear Ms. Pretty,
I have read your post with great interest. Guess there are lots of girls out there who have similar questions like yours. Please allow me to analyze your situation as a professional investor.

My annual income is more than $500k, which meets your requirement, so I hope everyone believes that I'm not wasting time here.

From the standpoint of a business person, it is a bad decision to marry you. The answer is very simple, so let me explain.

Put the details aside, what you're trying to do is an exchange of "beauty" and "money" : Person A provides beauty, and Person B pays for it, fair and square.

However, there's a deadly problem here, your beauty will fade, but my money will not be gone without any good reason. The fact is, my income might increase from year to year, but you can't be prettier year after year.

Hence from the viewpoint of economics, I am an appreciation asset, and you are a depreciation asset. It's not just normal depreciation, but exponential depreciation. If that is your only asset, your value will be much worse 10 years later.

By the terms we use in Wall Street, every trading has a position, dating with you is also a "trading position".
If the trade value dropped we will sell it and it is not a good idea to keep it for long term - same goes with the marriage that you wanted. It might be cruel to say this, but in order to make a wiser decision any assets with great depreciation value will be sold or "leased".

Anyone with over $500k annual income is not a fool; we would only date you, but will not marry you. I would advice that you forget looking for any clues to marry a rich guy. And by the way, you could make yourself to become a rich person with $500k annual income. This has better chance than finding a rich fool.

Hope this reply helps.

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J.P. Morgan CEO
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Old 04-18-2012, 05:17 AM
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nice post bro! but im seeking a rich wife too..anyone here?, i can b a good cook, a houseboy, a bodyguard, pillow & blanket..im cool like itatchi too
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Thanks!

Wouldn't find any here.. lol
Seriously, I guess everyone here is taken, if not, too young for relationship. This is not the place for cyber romance dude..

Let's go where Jiraiya hangs out!
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Poor lady got owned.
And there isn't any rich fool in this world.

salame : LOOOL!
There isn't any fool rich wife as well
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Poor lady got owned.
And there isn't any rich fool in this world.

salame : LOOOL!
There isn't any fool rich wife as well
There are actually, many old rich men that going out with pretty, young ladies and think that it's true love <.< not quite little people like that in this world..
About the second one you may be right, not sure still..

But.. She really got owned and there are many other ways to get rich guys not by posting >.>
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There are actually, many old rich men that going out with pretty, young ladies and think that it's true love <.< not quite little people like that in this world..
About the second one you may be right, not sure still..

But.. She really got owned and there are many other ways to get rich guys not by posting >.>

Old perverted rich men will hang out but won't marry Plus he is already old , so its okay if he married at that age since he is going to die soon anyway .xD

The only ways to get a rich man is ... to be a loyal lady or to be a as rich as he is
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Old perverted rich men will hang out but won't marry Plus he is already old , so its okay if he married at that age since he is going to die soon anyway .xD

The only ways to get a rich man is ... to be a loyal lady or to be a as rich as he is
Well, I've seen few that married.. Well, that's true..

Yup.. Or.. She will actually be beautiful and he would fall in love with her.. That's an option as well.. I've actually seen a real story of a poor girl that was beautiful and a rich man wanted to get married with her..
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Well, I've seen few that married.. Well, that's true..

Yup.. Or.. She will actually be beautiful and he would fall in love with her.. That's an option as well.. I've actually seen a real story of a poor girl that was beautiful and a rich man wanted to get married with her..
r u a pretty girl? i want to marry you......
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r u a pretty girl? i want to marry you......
You gotta earn 500K+ per month before you propose .xD
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r u a pretty girl? i want to marry you......
Well you tell me xD ... Will think about that..

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You gotta earn 500K+ per month before you propose .xD
Lol, not in my case anyway..
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